Seeing blogs I was mutuals with tagging me in the ray-ban charity event spam post has the exact same energy as when you’re in a horror movie and your buddy who went on that camping trip came back … different.
“Is it really you, smwed-epic-gamer-moments-69? Are you in there?”
“I’ve always been here, Natalie. Now, about the sunglasses–”
“You haven’t been the same since you came back from the mountains, man. Something’s wrong. We can all tell something’s wrong.”
“It’s me, Natalie. I’m your friend. Now these sunglasses are at a huge discount, and–”
